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i used an iphone for the first time in like 5+ years last night and i felt like i'm a million years old. what happened to the big button you push to go back to the home screen. the person whose phone it was told me their password and i still could not figure out how to unlock it. i am a professional computer pervert and i was reduced to cinders at the hands of apple UX

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me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!

brain:

TROUT

TROUT

LET IT ALL OUT

THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT

SALMON

I’M TALKING TO YOU

SALMON

me: cool never mind

you should be banned from every game

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@SuricrasiaOnline A big name Paw Patrol fan launches a callout post about a popular fanfic that hinges on the difference in ageing profile between medium and large-sized dogs, the 1582 shift towards the Gregorian calendar and an obscure point about the international date line to argue that the aged-up characters are in fact underage.

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Mads: it's just frustrating, it's CLEARLY queer-baiting and it's such a capitalist nightmare
Me: yes mads bu-
Mads: I mean, is nothing sacred anymore? Does global capital need to extract every ounce of culture from every corner of society? Is there anything that they won't do for a quick buck?
Me: listen I'm sorry th-
Mads: and even if you think it's """not that deep""" it's at the VERY least false advertising, it's immoral
Me: I'm sorry build-a-bear workshop wasn't what you expected

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there's a latin phrase for how much I'm winning rn

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I love this light-hearted promo for the onion's darkest and most disturbing show youtube.com/watch?v=Oq3GXJ5MGH

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finally added an rss feed to my website which is gonna be a website changelog as well as a very banal newsletter, i think

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Some sites that offer diy hrt also offer plan b, mifepristone, and other kinds of birth control

So, y'know, be generous with that knowledge, and look around on hrt.cafe

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this one isn't a roast so much as reporting that foggy actually believed jaina when fae said that roguelikes are named after rogue the bat from sonic the hedgehog

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Little track I worked on today with trautonium and MLR on Norns #theStudio

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tbh i kinda hope mastodon and the fediverse stays a place where autistic and neurodivergent weirdoes run wild and it never attracts the attention of the mainstream

no ads, no fucking VCs, just bizarre people who meow at cats and make weird art with thinking rocks

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